-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 At 12:50 AM 11/22/97 -0600, Eric Cordian wrote:
There was a hilarious parody of Scientology on tonight's episode of "Millenium." A Cult named "Selfosophy," created by a really bad writer named Onan Goopta, with a propensity to sue everyone, was featured. It had a large celebrity membership, and helped people overcome negative thoughts with a device called an "Onan-o-Graph."
Onan is commonly (albeit incorrectly) credited with the invention of masturbation. (See Genesis 38:6-10 in the Bible) I wonder what sort of thoughts the Onan-o-graph induces? [snicker, snicker] -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: PGP for Business Security 5.5 iQA/AwUBNHcEW8JF0kXqpw3MEQKHcgCg1OJL8Fx/7TXRGuPh04PM2YAF9OsAnA5f bimSixl1AFufm4qpvd8yxSEy =mvDw -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- Jonathan Wienke PGP Key Fingerprints: 7484 2FB7 7588 ACD1 3A8F 778A 7407 2928 3312 6597 8258 9A9E D9FA 4878 C245 D245 EAA7 0DCC "If ye love wealth greater than liberty, the tranquility of servitude greater than the animating contest for freedom, go home from us in peace. We seek not your counsel, nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains set lightly upon you; and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen." -- Samuel Adams "Stupidity is the one arena of of human achievement where most people fulfill their potential." -- Jonathan Wienke Never sign a contract that contains the phrase "first-born child." RSA export-o-matic: print pack"C*",split/\D+/,`echo "16iII*o\U@{$/=$z;[(pop,pop,unpack"H*",<> )]}\EsMsKsN0[lN*1lK[d2%Sa2/d0<X+d*lMLa^*lN%0]dsXx++lMlN/dsM0<J]dsJxp"|dc`