
Russian spy Igor Chudov whispered:
I would like to find out how hard (and expensive) would it be to try to protect my computer by TEMPEST-like measures.
I am not an electrical engineer and am looking (hopefully) for a relatively easy to understand do-it-yourself type of manual.
Having had electro-shock therapy, I consider myself somewhat of an expert in this area. I have an outdated computer which I set next to my new computer, and I have self-running programs running on it all the time. I also add a keyboard input device when I want a little extra *noise* in the air. (It uses those *ducks* that swing up and down, dipping their beaks in a glass of water.) Not that I think that Martians from the flying saucers are already listening, but it is interesting to find out how to do this stuff. For Martians, use an aluminum-foil hat. (That's common knowlege). TruthMonger