next, we ban cutlery

http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/newsid_1280000/1280406.stm "A Liberal Democrat MP who was slashed by a Samurai sword has called for curbs on the weapons after a second attack in his constituency." That's the second in a year, mind you. I'd write more, but I have to get downstairs and chop some carrot sticks before they take away my kitchen knives. -- Free, encrypted, secure Web-based email at www.hushmail.com