In a message dated: 11 Jul 95, you stated:
What If Dr. Seuss Did Technical Writing?
Here's an easy game to play. Here's an easy thing to say:
what if there was a complete version of this rhyme? --- Following message extracted from REC.ORG.MENSA @ 1:374/14 --- By Christopher Baker on Thu Dec 15 11:27:49 1994 From: Mike Steiner To: All Date: 15 Dec 94 02:40:52 Subj: Bits in a Box From: steiner@best.com (Mike Steiner) Organization: Society for the Preservation of Endangered Societies A Grandchild's Guide to Using Grandpa's Computer Bits Bytes Chips Clocks Bits in bytes on chips in box. Bytes with bits and chips with clocks. Chips in box on ether-docks. Chips with bits come. Chips with bytes come. Chips with bits and bytes and clocks come. Look, sir. Look, sir. Read the book, sir. Let's do tricks with bits and bytes, sir. Let's do tricks with chips and clocks, sir. First, I'll make a quick trick bit stack. Then I'll make a quick trick byte stack. You can make a quick trick chip stack. You can make a quick trick clock stack. And here's a new trick on the scene. Bits in bytes for your machine. Bytes in words to fill your screen. Now we come to ticks and tocks, sir. Try to say this by the clock, sir. Clocks on chips tick. Clocks on chips tock. Eight byte bits tick. Eight bit bytes tock. Clocks on chips with eight bit bytes tick. Chips with clocks and eight byte bits tock. Here's an easy game to play. Here's an easy thing to say.... If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interupted as a very last resort, and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort then the socket packet pocket has an error to report! If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash! You can't say this? What a shame, sir! We'll find you another game, sir. If the label on the cable on the table at your house says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, and your screen is all distorted by the side-effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang! When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, and the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risc, then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM. Quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell your mom! (God bless you Dr. Seuss wherever you are!) +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ Origin: COBRUS - Usenet-to-Fidonet Distribution System (1:2613/335.0) -30- TTFN. Chris -- | Fidonet: Christopher Baker 1:374/14 | Internet: Christopher.Baker@f14.n374.z1.fidonet.org | via Borderline! uucp<->Fido{ftn}gate Project +1-818-893-1899