How about: I'd like humping your mom with a prosthetic limb. I'd like Hillary to get down on both knees and eat out Monica's ass. I'd like nothing more than for anyone who even thinks about mentioning Bill Clinton to spontaneously combust, preferably right in front of a gas pump where his whole family is sitting in some sort of catatonic stupor, unable to digest any information beyond that which The Machine feeds them every day. Who the fuck wouldn't drink to that? For Christ's sake, I'd be buying! At 10:34 PM 9/25/98 +0200, Anonymous wrote:
On Thu, 24 Sep 1998 21:43:34 -0400 "Edwin E. Smith" <edsmith@IntNet.net> writes:
If you have Microsoft Word (6.0 or later), and have a thesaurus installed, do the following:
1) Open a new, blank document. 2) Type in the words: I'd like to see Bill Clinton resign. 3) Highlight the entire sentence. 4) Click on the tools menu and select thesaurus (tools, language, thesaurus)
Look what is immediately highlighted in the selection box.
This was almost funny. Too bad the following sentences also work: I'd like to drink frog urine I'd like to hug large, purple dinosaurs I'd like to cook onions with garlic and tomatoes I'd like to strangle you with a mouse cable