Advanced Nuclear-Hardened Encryption Technology

Uh, what in the hell is "advanced, nuclear hardened, encryption technology"?

advanced(1) - we fucked up so we have to classify it so nobody but us boobs will know what boobs we are advanced(2) - last year's obsolete model in a new suit to fit this year's corruption conspiracy advanced(3) - we wish we had this but we're going to hint that we do anyway to keep'em guessing nuclear-hardened(1) - bikini glass ( not applicable ) nuclear-hardened(2) - a pencil encryption technology - a copy of Gideon's and some stationary from the Beijing Hilton