-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- - From the node of Vladimir Z. Nuri: : : Vernon Hills, IL. : : Vernon Hills, Illinois, a Chicago suburb, has passed legislation allowing : citizens to check out radar guns from the local police department to : catch speeders in their community. The radar guns are combined with : cameras in order to instantaneously capture the car, license number, and the : rate of speed. The citizens can check out the units for a week at a time. The : police have stated that they, at this time, will use the data to issue : warning letters to the violaters. : Got a neighbor you don't like? Rent one of these here radar guns and get a set of tuning forks. Set up the unit to catch your target, and then just hold a tuning fork up in front of the unit (but out of range of the mounted camera). PS -- Didn't traffic cops have one of the highest rates of testicular cancer by occupation due to the widespread habit of resting radar guns in their laps without switching them off? - ----- #include <std_disclaimer.h> Mark Rogaski 100,000 lemmings rogaski@phobos.lib.iup.edu aka Doc, wendigo can't be wrong! http://www.lib.iup.edu/~rogaski/ -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: 2.6.2 iQCVAwUBMAZlyx0c4/pqJauBAQHysAQAtEsBrdEJ9Esiybu9L8/398oaALrWGHuz 5UeeIfeaXEsG+c/Ns3T7pK47kRGNt5aa/xsT++sC0vqzXgWwZU4UnIMF5Lic8tsW c35+EML7CEK77EvLzqwYMheowSptHKMGhwy0GhBFXl1vA0zCP66Hho3RstkFEDeg wNIiyJQzG10= =TGLu -----END PGP SIGNATURE-----