PRZ is still at large

I have received several phone calls today from people who read some sort of April-fools posting on some newsgroup that I had been arrested for PGP-related stuff. Well, it isn't true. I'm still at large. I'm still unindicted. And still not sued. Someone had an idea that this would make a funny April fools joke. I hope this clears things up. Feel free to repost this message to all the relevant newsgroups, because I can't do it because the newsreader at my sight is having problems. I hope this cuts down on the phone calls. Philip Zimmermann prz@acm.org