Due to the recent murder of the L.M. Boyd sampler by the Dark Forces, future confirmations of the existence of an InterNet-wide network of secret Circle of Eunuchs initiates will be in the capable hands of the Word.A.Day website. In keeping with a long-standing tradition, and in order not to fry the mental brain-neuron circuits of those who are not imbibing enough nectar of the drunken SODs to run 220V through a 110V circuit without doing irrepairable harm to the MeatSpace manifestation of their Eternity SoulServer, the timing of the confirmations will continue to be of a nature that those without the ability to mathematically calculate time-zones, as well as those who need to suspect subterfuge on the part of those disseminating the manuscripts of 'The True Story of the InterNet' *after* receiving the Word.A.Day emails, will be able to ease the excessive resistance their mind has to the flow of the Tao by constructing within their minds a conspiracy theory in this regard that puts the conspiracy theories contained in the mad ramblings of the Author to shame. e.g. - Although, on the surface (and far below the surface, perhaps reaching to the core of the Earth), it might appear that 'Prologue 18' of 'Space Aliens Hide My Drugs', containing references to an alleged 'Hidden Empire' secretly controlling MeatSpace Reality, was followed minutes later by A.Word.A.Day email defining the word 'cabal,' it can be easily surmised by those familiar with the operation of the Trei Transponder that this might well be a clever manipulation of time and space by those whose Virtual Clock is based on the same 2600 hour time-frame that allowed Graham (Cracker) (Captain) John (Parker) Buller (Shit) to appear to be auto-replying to the semi-mysterious ASCII Art slams against Tim C. May, even though a thorough examination of Canadian maps reveals that Edmonton, Alberta, does not really exist, and that GJB is actually a Newfie, desperately trying to hide the fact that his true MeatSpace persona resides deep within the bowels of Newfoundland's half-hour time zone, which is the laughingstock of the Great White Snort. Nonetheless, when the Atomic Clock strikes 9:02 a.m. on April 19, 1998, (9:32 a.m. in Newfoundland), rest assured that it will set in motion a chain of events which will lift the leg of the Army of Dog, resulting in the cutting of a monumentous fart that will surprise and overwhelm the government robots programmed to believe that they are about to be pissed on, and are wearing raincoats that will provide little protection against the biological warfare attack that is first cousin to the product of the castor bean, and which decimates those who are unprepared for the true nature of the attack on their senses, while being 'good for the heart' of the madman launching the attack. Unlike the Grateful Dead who die smiling as the result of a 'pussy fart,' the Targets of TRIN (TM) will go to their graves wishing that they had been farsighted enough to have eyes to see and ears to hear the Voice Barfing In The Wilderness (TM) which warned them of the coming attack on the Virtual Physical Appendage that knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men... To: linguaphile@wordsmith.org Subject: A.Word.A.Day--cabal From: Wordsmith <wsmith@wordsmith.org> Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1998 08:26:03 -0400 cabal (kuh-BAL) noun 1. A conspiratorial group of plotters or intriguers: "Espionage is quite precisely it-a cabal of powerful men, working secretly" (Frank Conroy). 2. A secret scheme or plot. cabal intr.verb To form a cabal; conspire. [French cabale, from Medieval Latin cabala.] WORD HISTORY: The history of cabal reveals how a word can be transferred from one sphere of activity to another while retaining only a tenuous connection with its past. Ultimately from Hebrew but transmitted to English probably by way of Medieval Latin and French, cabal is first recorded in English in 1616 in the sense "cabala." Cabala was the name for the Hebrew oral tradition transmitted by Moses and also the name for a Jewish religious philosophy based on an esoteric interpretation of the Hebrew Scriptures. The notion "esoteric" is central to the development of this word in English, for cabal, probably following the sense development in French, came to mean "a tradition, special interpretation, or secret," "private intrigue" (first recorded in 1646-1647), and "a small body of intriguers" (first recorded in 1660). It is probably not coincidental that cabal is found with these latter meanings during the mid-17th century, that time of plots and counterplots by Royalists and Parliamentarians. The word gained a false etymology when it was noticed that the five most influential ministers of Charles II were named Clifford, Arlington, Buckingham, Ashley, and Lauderdale. "What you are seeing happen though is rump groups of so-called wise men, former foreign policy advisers to both Democratic and Republican administrations are beginning to meet in little sort of cabals around town..." Congress Getting Its Hands in Foreign Policy, Morning Edition (NPR), 9 May 1994. This week's theme: words with interesting histories. ........................................................................... The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable. -John Kenneth Galbraith Switching ISP or employer, and need to change the address on the list? Sign-off from the old address by sending a blank message with Subject line as "unsubscribe" to wsmith@wordsmith.org. Sign-up at the new address by sending message with Subject line as "subscribe <Your Name Here>".