It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman living in the USA, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history.* Who said, 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775," he said. "Very good!* Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, and for the people, shall not perish from the earth'?" Again, no response except from Suzuki:"Abraham Lincoln, 1863?," said a tentative Suzuki. The teacher snapped at the room full of children, "Class, you should be ashamed.* Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about its history* than you do." She heard a loud whisper: "Fuck the Japanese." "Who said that?", she demanded. Suzuki put his hand up again. "Lee Iacocca, 1982," he replied. At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The teacher glared at the class. "All right, who said that?" And again, Suzuki answers, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991." Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!" Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton!* Bill Clinton!* To Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" Now with almost a mob hysteria taking over the classroom someone said,"You little shit! If you say anything else I will personally have you killed." Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice: "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001!" CJ Parker <sonofgomez709@yahoo.com> http://profiles.yahoo.com/sonofgomez709 http://members.w-link.net/~sog/INDEX.HTM ICQ 138724628 "The True Story Of The InterNet" The Xenix ChainSaw Massacre http://www.technopagan.org/politics/xenix/ WebWorld & The Mythical Circle Of Eunuchs http://www.technopagan.org/politics/webworld/ InfoWar: Final Frontier Of The Digital rEvolution http://www.technopagan.org/politics/infowarriors/ Space Aliens Hide My Drugs http://www.technopagan.org/politics/sahmd/