Ohhh I just can't help it. On Setoordey 26 Epreel 2003 09:42 pm, Teem Mey vrute-a:
REQOoEST SPEC SOONEST. IDEA RELEYED BOoPERS SOoBJECT EPPROFEL COMMEND.
Zeere-a ere-a fereeuoos synzeeteec lungooeges, nut zee leest ooff vheech is
furm ooff "meelspeek" used fur qooesee-leeterete-a meelitery memus. Um gesh dee bork, bork!
Boot ooff cuoorse-a peuple-a eren't gueeng tu leern noo hoomun lungooeges fur sooch un iphemerel und mustly useless reesun es tu heede-a zeeur textooel clooes. Um gesh dee bork, bork!
Kesceenski gut neeeled becoose-a hees runts vere-a su lung, roonneeng tu muny noospeper peges (es zeey vere-a preented, et zee FBI's reqooest oor hees reqooest, oor but, I furget zee deteeels) und vere-a feelled veet a lut mure-a thun joost gremmeteecel und styleestic clooes: zee runts hed hees puleeticel feeoos, hees unelysees ooff heestury, itc. It's duoobtffool thet K. vuoold hefe-a hed uny interest in tryeeng tu vreete-a in sume-a synzeeteec lungooege-a, streepped ooff fereeuoos styleestic chueeces und oopshuns. Um gesh dee bork, bork!
Oor thet ve-a vuoold vunt tu.
By zee vey, zeere-a ves a buuk oooot a foo yeers beck by un ecedemeec vhu speceeelizes in "furenseec text unelysees," i.g., unelyzeeng zee text ooff Shekespeere-a, Pynchun, itc. tu du thees keend ooff unelysees. Um gesh dee bork, bork! (He-a leefed in Suqooel, a toon neer me-a, und he-a unelyzed letters by a "Vunda Teenesky" vheech vere-a beleeefed by sume-a tu be-a ectooelly vreettee by Thumes Pynchun, zee femuoosly reclooseefe-a oothur vhu, by cueencidence-a (oor nut?) leefed fur a decede-a a cuoople-a ooff reedges oofer frum me-a, in Eptus, elsu neer Suqooel. Smell vurld. Bork bork bork! Guugle-a shuoold toorn up zee oothur fur
zee thuse-a interested in
feending zee buuk.
"Ve-a ere-a et ver veet Ooceuneea. Ve-a hefe-a elveys beee et ver veet Ooceuneea." "Ve-a ere-a et ver veet Iooreseea. Ve-a hefe-a elveys beee et ver veet Iooreseea." "Ve-a ere-a et ver veet Ireq. Ve-a hefe-a elveys beee et ver veet Ireq. "Ve-a ere-a et ver veet Frunce-a. Ve-a hefe-a elveys beee et ver veet Frunce-a."
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