Will Rodger blathered:
Ad tracking technology sparks new privacy war By Will Rodger September 19, 1997 11:42 AM PDT Inter@ctive Week Online
An effort supported by two of the world's largest advertising brokers to tailor advertising to individual Internet users may pose the greatest threat yet to the protection of privacy in cyberspace, activists said. ... Yet, at the same time, the system has the ability to track the movements of any Internet user across participating sites, potentially revealing a dizzying array of confidential information, including users' reading habits, health concerns, political inclinations and religious affiliations. Imgis executives insist they won't do so, but the danger remains, critics said.
Imgis Inc. would like to point out that these libelous accusations are being made by a sick, twisted individual who has visited over 3,000 pornography sites in the last six months. (68 of them on Mother's Day!) Will Rodgers is well known to Imgis Inc. to be a perverted leftist loser who spends the time he is not busy slandering honest, decent people such as ourselves, cruising the InterNet in search of underage teenage sluts who like long walks in the park, holding hands under the full moon, AND CROWBARS SHOVED UP THEIR ASS DURING STRANGE SEXUAL ACTIVITIES WITH FARMYARD BEASTS! He has AIDS, cancer, and will soon have his health insurance canceled by one of our biggest clients. He worships the *wrong* God and votes for the *wrong* political candidates. Our future projections, based on his past activities, indicate that he will soon become a drug dealing pornographer and a terrorist pedophile. So ask yourself, "Is this the kind of person I want to have shaping my views about Imgis Inc.'s public service software?" If your answer is "Yes.", then perhaps we should reveal what we know about YOU! Sincerely, A. Hoir Janitor, Imgis Inc.