17 Dec
2003
17 Dec
'03
11:17 p.m.
The Grays have renegged on their abduction quota agreement, and are abducting many more people than before. Most of these are returned, after being implanted with a device which allows the grays to have total control over their thoughts and actions. Approximately 40% of Americans now carry one of these devices, which are impossible to remove without killing the host.
The mark of a good conspiracy theory is its untestability. Your theory fails here, because you could perform autopsies on those hosts who have died of natural causes to recover the mind control devices. Suggest you amend the last sentence to read "...one of these devices, which dissolve immediately upon death, and which are impossible to remove..." etc, etc.