While trolling for wife-beaters, Aimee Farr (aimee.farr@pobox.com) wrote:
CYPHERPUNKS IQ TEST
QUESTION #1.
You are walking through the woods alone. A beautiful unclothed woman magically appears in front of you. She holds out an apple.
Not enough information. Please clarify the following ambiguities: What kind of an apple is it? Is she a witch? Magic scares me. Is the woman a het, or a mongoose bull-dyke? Whose definition of beautiful are we using here, anyways? Why would I be walking through the woods alone?
1. Please darken in the correct choice using a Number Two pencil:
(a) you bite the apple. (b) you take the woman. (c) you run away. (d) a and b, but not c. (e) b and c only. (f) all of the above. (g) none of the above.
2. Please justify your answer:
Assuming a spherical woman...