I love this to death. Some asshole sends crap data to sixdegrees including dredged up real email addresses, then when sixdegrees and the contacts given react in a totally appropriate manner other (?) assholes berate them for living. And this one even manages to toss in an anti-AOL rant where AOL plays no part. Such witticisms I haven't seen since my kids turned 7. PHM HyperReal-Anon wrote:
On Mon, 14 Sep 1998, sixdegrees wrote:
Just a quick update from sixdegrees(tm). Unfortunately Larry Gilbert (irving@pobox.com) asked not to be listed as your contact with sixdegrees.
We also wanted to make sure you were aware that you currently have no other confirmed contacts, so it will be hard for you to have a productive sixdegrees experience. As you probably know, without any confirmed contacts, you won't get any results from our networking searches.
So, we just wanted to recommend that you head over to http://www.sixdegrees.com , log-in, and go to MY CONTACTS to list additional relationships.
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Since you seem so intent on continuing to spam the Cypherpunks list like some AOL luser-wannabe, I have a better idea. Follow this procedure exactly to reach enlightenment:
1) Open the cases for all your computers. 2) Drop your pants. 3) Whip it out. In the case of a woman, just squat. 4) Spray all your machines. 5) If any machines are still working, pour large amounts of concentrated nitric acid solution on them. Inhale the resulting vapors. 6) Close the door, activate the halon system, sit down, and inhale deeply. 7) You will pass out. Within a few minutes, you will see the Grand Poobah himself. 8) If you do not have a halon system, inhale heavy gasses such as freon.
We're glad to be of service to clueless AOLholes and clueless AOLhole-wannabes everywhere. Have a nice day.