17 Dec
2003
17 Dec
'03
11:17 p.m.
Neither the University nor the NSA has commented on the incident. However, it is believed that Ollman and Wayne were investigating a slight anomaly in the Earth's gravitational field centered around Fort Meade. No reason has been given for their detention.
The anomaly is just the NSA basements full of buzzing machines emitting all that RFI and putting the Earth off tilt by .004 degrees a year. The nukes actually home in on the emitted radiation like a heat seeking missile. :) Mark