On Thu, 7 Dec 2000, Carskadden, Rush wrote:
I was subpoenaed to appear before federal grand jury two days ago, and the server was hanging out on my front porch for quite a while. I had failed to answer the door an hour earlier, and apparently he had just decided to set up camp there (cleverly out of scope of my peep hole) until I stepped out to go to work, which is exactly what happened. When I relayed the story to my boss later, he informed me that having a server camped out on my front porch is a perfectly good reason to call in sick. Heh. Either way, I am now installing a camera out there, because I have learned a lesson about the security of my front porch, and the effectiveness of the peep hole.
Call in sick and then stand at the window making funny faces at him and when you get tired tell him to egress your property. If they don't leave call the cops and report a tresspasser. A subpoena is not a search warrant. Then at least you don't have to worry about them camping out on your property. Also consider getting a dog. I prefer wolf hybrids because they alert much quicker than 'domestic' dogs (there is no genetic difference between that wolf and your chihuahua, sort of like Tims point about 'races'. Hell, we're all black under UV). They're not very good at confrontational sorts of things however so the odds of them actually biting anyone are pretty low. ____________________________________________________________________ Before a larger group can see the virtue of an idea, a smaller group must first understand it. "Stranger Suns" George Zebrowski The Armadillo Group ,::////;::-. James Choate Austin, Tx /:'///// ``::>/|/ ravage@ssz.com www.ssz.com .', |||| `/( e\ 512-451-7087 -====~~mm-'`-```-mm --'- --------------------------------------------------------------------