SLICK WILLIE'S SHITHOUSE SPECIAL!!! ----------------------------------- For a limited time, Slick Willie is offering you a chance to provide your future children with a Conception-to-Grave life experience. For a campaign contribution of $1 million, you can conceive your child in the Lincoln bedroom and guarantee their burial at the Arlington National Cemetery. For an addition half-million dollar donation, Slick Willie is offering coupons your future children can use to live off of Federal Farm Subsidies or Welfare, depending on their preference for city-living or the country life. ACT NOW! First hundred contributors will be entered in a drawing to be held for a pair of Paula Jones' panties! (A signed and numbered piece <pardon the pun> from Slick Willie's personal collection.)