George, quoting me:
Bingo.
Remember what Uni said about "not amused" judges?
We should have just left it at that.
Maybe. Just so I'll know for sure, are you agreeing with me or ridiculing me?
I don't remember what was said at this point. :) My comments were good-natured, George. They always are.
I went looking for the hottest chick I can find who is legally qualified to practice law in this district, in hopes that you'll drool over her and find in my favor". I'm not stupid enough to SAY it, but I just might be stupid enough to TRY it, if I felt that that was my best chance of reaching a favorable verdict.
So, when you go to battle in the round, you want a good-looking gladiator to "distract" the lions. Maybe they won't eat her because she's pretty? Maybe they figure she's just "more tasty," and they will play with her a little...and bat her around.... before they pounce on her and gobble her up for being "a stupid twit." When lawyers go into chambers, it's not for a damn lap dance. If I could, I would file my teeth into sharp little pygmy points and graft Doberman pincher ears to my head.
As for unamused judges, if I were to tell a judge that a judge is just a law student who gets to grade his own papers, do you think he'd say that's 1) not funny at all 2) maybe funny the first time, but this is like the 200th or 3) a real knee slapper?
Oh, their papers get graded... ~Aimee