[COAL DUST SALOON, Bienfait, Saskatchewan: CNN] A BAR WHORE donated to the TruthMailer operator by the local chapter of "Ladies Against Women" announced to gathered reporters, after showing them her tits for ten dollars, that the bodies of the Whitehouse occupants and the scattered body parts of the members of the Mayonnaise Mountain assault teams had been examined by the Coal Dust Saloon bar owners, who had declared, "Those fuckers were crazy, alright, messing with the CypherPunks." Chief CypherPunks Spokesperson, Anonymous, declared that the merry band of anarchists was happy to be exonerated in the face of claims by the head of the American Medical Association that those slain by the CypherPunks were mentally stable. "We were certain that the opinion of our own psychiatric specialists, Dr. Dimitri Vulis, KOTM, and the world-renounced Dr. Grubor, would be upheld by the Circle of Eunuchs schills who count on the Last Canadian Outlaw to singlehandedly keep their bar operating in the black." When asked about the Coal Dust Saloon bar owners' decision in regard to the mental stability of Jon Bonet Ramsey, Anonymous leaned over and whispered to the Canadian Nutly News reportwhore, "If anybody asks, I was with _you_ when the little tart 'bought it', OK? Can I buy you a beer?"