According to the Associated Press, the first Black student at the University of Mississippi, James Meredith, has just opened an institute which teaches Black men and boys to be successful by avoiding the use of Black English, or Ebonics. Speaking at a news conference today, Meredith told reporters that Black males could never be intellectual giants unless they learned proper English. Meredith promised that after attending his new Mississippi Meredith Institute's weekend classes, the Black male would be "as comfortable in the library as he is on the basketball court." The Meredith Institute would not be open to girls or women, Meredith explained, although they may sit in on classes if they pay a $50 fee. He explained that Black women would still prevail in the Black family, because, "She's not going to let the boy get ahead of her." Meredith's first school, the Library Scool for Black Boys and Men in Jackson, Mississippi, is scheduled to open in January. A second school will open in February in San Diego. No Ho's or Bitches need apply. -- Eric Michael Cordian 0+ O:.T:.O:. Mathematical Munitions Division "Do What Thou Wilt Shall Be The Whole Of The Law"