TOTO Enterprises is proud to announce the release of their latest product, PLP/Pretty Lousy Privacy. PLP allows the user to send messages purporting to be encrypted but, in fact, containing no encryption, whatsoever. This will allow God-and-everybody to read all of your 'secret' missives. Got something you promised not to tell anyone, but you just can't keep a secret? Use PLP, and claim astonishment that someone 'broke the code'. Feeling like a loser, because nobody reads your eMail? Use PLP and excite the imaginations of busybodies everywhere. Got competition for that job promotion? Send a nasty chain-letter about the boss using your competitor's name and PLP, and you can start breaking out the champagne the minute you hit Send. Work at the White House? No need to explain, just use PLP and those late-night meetings in underground parking garages will be a thing of the past. Impressed? Just listen to what Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM has to say about PLP: "Best encryption program going. You can bet your sweet ass that that murdering Armenian bastard, Ray Arachelian, didn't write it." Yes, the secret is out -- PLP/Pretty Lousy Programming is nothing you'd expect, and less, in the latest encryption technology. And the best part is, you can export PLP without a license. (We checked with the janitor at the Federal Building, and he thought it would be OK.) So start using PLP today, and let 'everyone' know about the cypherpunks secret plot against Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM. -- Reply to:toto@sk.sympatico.ca "There's only one two."