Slyng69@aol.com writes:
please send me prggies thanks
Cypherpunks Industries would be happy to ship you pregnant laboratory rats, transgenically altered to produce delta-tetrahydrocannabinol. These pregnant rats have been nicknamed "preggies" by our staff, in a combination of "pregnant" and "eeeeee," the sound they make when they're high which, of course, is all the time. We would also like to offer you a special, one-time discount offer on "hosers," rats which have been transgenically modified to produce a patented cocktail of ethanol, delta-tetrahydrocannabinol, LSD, ketamine, and extacy in their urine. Because drug delivery is, of course, a primary concern when you've got "the bad shakes," the drug dispenser port, nicknamed "schlong," has also been genetically enlarged to approximately 20 times its normal size. Ask about our great deals on transgenic THC-producing citrus fruit! We at Cypherpunks Industries are committed to doing our part in protest against the War on (Some) Drugs. Please reply to cypherpunks@openpgp.net with your name, address, daytime and work telephone numbers, credit card information, a signed statement declaring that you are not in the employ of or affiliated with any law enforcement or governmental agency which we can later wave at a jury in court to no avail, and a list of the products you wish to purchase. Thank you for your interest in Cypherpunks Industries.