[Bienfait Nutly News]SYMPATICO, A CANADIAN INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER, reached a compromise with a notoriously unknown Saskatchwan author whose website had been destroyed after the ISP was threatened with legal and physical violence by Royal Canuckian Mounted Police. Sympatico agreed to restore 'half' of the author's 'Semi-Revisionism' webpage, which espouses the view that the Holocaust, although a true 3D event, was neither fact nor fiction, but merely "overblown." The half-restored webpage originally had a variety of links to sites on the InterNet which provided information confirming the author's theory that a variety of ethnic groups were the targets of genocide during World War II, and that the real reason behind most of the Revisionist literature on the InterNet was the result of the Jews milking their tragedy for more sympathy (and money) than the other ethnic groups. "If the same events took place in today's society," the author speculates, "then the resulting media frenzy would ensure that all parties involved would receive a proportionate share of the gigantic rubber-necker/tragedy market. "As it is, it happened that the Jews managed to corner the small genocide-sympathy market that existed at the time, and succeeded in building a Holocaust Empire that was able to squash all competition from the survivors of other ethnic massacres." The Anti-SemiRevisionist Coalition, fighting against the current DOJ anti-trust actions targeting the Jewish monopoly of the genocide market, agreed to make Holocaust promoter Simon Wisenthal and Zundelsite's revisionist creator, Ingrid Rimland, joint chairmen of the Coalition. They joined together in arguing that breaking up the Jewish Holocaust monopoly would destroy the genocide market and eventually lead to minor ethnic groups who had only experienced "inconvenience and discomfort" to saturate the market with inferior horror stories. "Already, we are seeing examples of people with short numbers tatooed on their arms, pressing for equal rights legislation." one alleged Holocaust victim told gathered reporterwhores. However, when a German reportwhore pointed out that the man had a Scandanavian nose and name, the man's tattoo, upon closer inspection, turned out to be three lines of Perl code. The man was immediately seized by the the host of the Politically Correct TV show and deported to a Death of the CypherPunks camp run by Declan McCullagh outside of Bienfait, Saskatchwan.