3 Jul
2003
3 Jul
'03
9:54 a.m.
It is a fact that proffr/mattd is Declan. Confirming the practice of cpunks confecting imaginary personas to vent their inner evildoing then protesting the vile behavior, disclaiming any contact with their perps. Then campaigning to have the shits banned from an putative open liars forum. That's what non-fiction was invented for, telling lies to uphold the truth -- which is itself a favorite conceit of the non-fictioneers. Facts, just the irrefutable facts, are the makings of reputations made in heaven and hell -- two more tools of the narrative trade pliers. Truth hoots. Prosecutors are hooters. If the facts don't convince grand juries, avid readers all, then cook up an expert to swear on a bible cookbook.