The Truth about Cypherpunks

I am beginning to think that this whole thing is not so much "Cypherpunks vs. FBI" as it is "mullets vs. coolnecks". Obviously, the average mullet is no more qualified to understand net and crypto than the average coolneck is qualified to understand... well whatever it is that the FBI does. This is ok though, because c'punks and FBIs each represent the elite of the elite of mullets and coolnecks respectively.