UK lameness, with apologies to Brown, Trei, etc.

[On MI6 deep cover agents] They are the closest thing the intelligence services have to James Bond. They are even licensed to kill  but only in self-defence. http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/4326959 [ LOL. Here in the states, we don't need a *license* to kill in self defense. You don't ask permission for something that is your birthright. ] A MASSIVE 85 per cent of British people want identity cards introduced in the wake of the terrorist attacks on the United States, it was revealed yesterday. http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/4326804 [ How about ear-tags? There must be plenty left over from the UK livestock industry... ] [ Yes I know, the US will be there in a decade or two... ]