17 Dec
2003
17 Dec
'03
6:17 p.m.
A while back I got a letter from the city asking me to pay a $30 "voluntary fine" for my dog running at large. I replied that I would take care of the matter when I showed up for my "voluntary" execution. A few days ago, a man with a badge and a gun showed up on my doorstep to explain that if I failed to pay the "voluntary" fine, that a summons would be issued to require me to go to court and pay a fine. I can hardly wait for the city's "voluntary GAK" ordinance. A. Volunteer