Well, I'd consider killing May as a big de-merit...if he's alive and conscious we can get video of his reaction to our monkeying around with all his stuff (including perhaps mass-mailing his PGP keys to feds and whatnot). Or else maybe just get a black drag queen to give the ole coot a lapdance. -TD
From: Justin <justin-cypherpunks@soze.net> To: cypherpunks@al-qaeda.net Subject: Re: Team Building?? WIMPS!! Date: Sun, 13 Feb 2005 18:01:40 +0000
On 2005-02-13T13:22:43+0100, Thomas Shaddack wrote:
On Thu, 10 Feb 2005, Tyler Durden wrote:
Well, I didn't say it would be easy. We'd definitely need to split up into teams...one to handle the alarm systems,
Teamwork is essential here. ... Optionally just add couple more mines and then wait.[4]
Why not wait for him to leave the house and then pick him off? If necessary, jam one of his video cameras or shoot it with a silenced rifle from afar. When he ventures forth to determine what's wrong with it, shoot him in the head.
Once he's dead, frustrating the alarm company is even easier. Then you have all the time you want to disarm mines, ransack the compound, hold an Iraqi/Libyan hooker party, and prank call the White House and the NSA (just before closing time; no sense in being around when the feds show up, though perhaps they'd give everyone a reward for eliminating TCM).
-- Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter. --Hemingway, Esquire, April 1936