There is no prize for the best story, but for what it's worth, I'll sign the public key of the person who submits the best story by Monday, April 11th.
I certainly don't mean to deny the service Mr. Zimmerman has done the on-line community, nor do I wish to imply that the above offer is attractive, but I'm a little confused. If Mr. Zimmerman's signature (or anyone else's for that matter) is available on such light pretenses, what is the value towards ensuring authenticity? I was under the impression that key signing was to be done between associates who can attest to the tangible reality of the entities behind the keys. (No, I'm not Detweilering; I speak of the ostensible use of the signature chain.) I guess I could be misinterpreting the whole thing.