CDR: if not part of the solution youre part of the precipitate

If the ultimate motivation of the car siezures is

to sell them and keep the money, what would happen if somebody acquired a few ounces or gallons of PCBs (poly-chlorinated biphenyls common in 20+year-old (non-electrolytic) capacitors), and sprayed them (only a very tiny amount per car should be necessary, maybe 1 milliliter or so?) into those siezed cars though a broken window (or injected through door seals).

A better use involves a flare and, um, an appropriately deserving building :-) Aloha Plume