-----Original Message----- From: Rabid Wombat [mailto:wombat@mcfeely.bsfs.org] Sent: Thursday, December 17, 1998 1:04 AM To: Anonymous Cc: cypherpunks@EINSTEIN.ssz.com Subject: RE: Clinton Attacks Iraq
Was it my imagination, or did the T'Hawk strikes pause for Bubba's speech? It seemed like they were coming into Baghdad every half hour, like clockwork, but they seem to have skipped one half-hour's worth when Bubba was on the air.
By the order of the new Joint Chief of Staff, the newly commissioned Nielsen rating system, the bombings were halted due to most targets being pointed at the White House for Clinton-mania by select TV viewers nationwide. Once Clinton was off the air the new targetting systems available at select Nielsen homes nationwide resumed proper operation by select War@Home families tuning to their favorite news channels covering sites in Iraq. Unfortunately a select number of viewers took shine to the Iranian Embassy causing a tomahawk's guidance system to be changed and resulting in the destruction of mentioned structure. This will, of course, be blamed on user error at the next press hearing. yours virtually forever (however long that may be), WarMonger "Wag the Dog" was just the beginning...