If you thought Microsoft and Bill Gates were bad for the evolution of our precious technology, you'll _love_ the new "Guvsoft", lead by everyone's favorite businesswoman Janet Reno.
The race to see who can play "Little Mister Gates" best and earn a cut of the action is accelerating. Pundits are already taking bets on Scott "Now Selling Licenses For 100% Pure Anything-Non-Microsoft" McNealy, Steve "Competition Is Great As Long It Doesn't Actually Affect Us" Jobs, and Janet "I've Already Demonstrated My Grasp Of Tactics And Tact" Reno.
I mean, _sure_ Microsoft is an oppressive monopoly, but then what the hell is the USG?
The Dept of Justice pulled an Antitrust on Microsoft (sourced, the morning news)... $1 mil/day fine. Based on Internet Explorer. -Brandon Crosby