T-shirts (was Re: D.A.R.E.--Drugs Are Reality Enhancers)

Many of you have seen my "D.A.R.E." t-shirt that I wear occasionally to Bay Area parties and events. For those who haven't:

(in large red letters) D.A.R.E.

I turned in my parents and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

ROFL! Burroughs suggested "Drug hysteria: just say no!" Anyone care to make some up with: Escrowed encryption: just say no!