WiFi Launcher?

Another brilliant idea from Tyler Durden. Has anyone heard of a utility that can search for a WiFi hotspot while driving and then launch an email? In other words, say you want to send out a few anonymous emails, and you don't even want to enter a Cyber-cafe or whatever. So you load up the emails in your mail tool and drive down Main Street. The launcher utility detects the presence of open wi-fi hotspots and belches out a few of the emails while the spot's in range....all the while you don't even slow down. Sounds possible to me. the only problem might be the need for authentication, etc...in some hotspots, but given enough hotspots surely there are some that don't need it... -TD