Waitress! Oh waitress!!! I'll have what he's having. Thanks! On 13 Oct 2001, Dr. Evil wrote:
They are not a hoax, not at all. However, contrary to the rumors flying around, they are not at all related to the events of 9/11. You have to look someplace further away than Afghanistan to find the source. Hint: why do you think it is taking them so long to analyze the DNA? BECAUSE IT ISN'T FROM EARTH! Do you think there is a coincidence in the timing of the anthrax situation and the enormous dust storm on Mars? Do you think that maybe this dust storm, which has been going on for three months, might be being used to CONCEAL something which is going on on the surface of the planet? Or do you think these two incidents are just another "coincidence"? Yeah, and I've got a bridge I can sell you.
-- Yours, J.A. Terranson sysadmin@mfn.org If Governments really want us to behave like civilized human beings, they should give serious consideration towards setting a better example: Ruling by force, rather than consensus; the unrestrained application of unjust laws (which the victim-populations were never allowed input on in the first place); the State policy of justice only for the rich and elected; the intentional abuse and occassionally destruction of entire populations merely to distract an already apathetic and numb electorate... This type of demogoguery must surely wipe out the fascist United States as surely as it wiped out the fascist Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. The views expressed here are mine, and NOT those of my employers, associates, or others. Besides, if it *were* the opinion of all of those people, I doubt there would be a problem to bitch about in the first place... --------------------------------------------------------------------