"What the murderous, sodomizing kidnapper *meant* to say, was..."

* An ad, from an Atlanta Journal story in May on the increasing number of Internet Web pages devoted to classified ads from prison inmates seeking romantic relationships: "Aren't you fed up with meeting all the wrong men?" [asked California inmate Ronald E. Mays, who also asked] "[Are you] In search of a truly honest and good man . . . ?" (Mays is serving life without parole for first-degree murder, second-degree murder, sodomy with force, and kidnapping.)

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