Jonathan Wienke <JonWienk@ix.netcom.com> writes:
At 05:51 PM 11/16/97 EST, Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
Eric Cordian <emc@wire.insync.net> writes:
Author Unknown (to me at least) but it fits in well with our current discussion of how not to offend various minority groups.
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There once was a young person named Little Red Riding Hood who lived
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This is the first story in a very funny little book called _Politically Correct Bedtime Stories: Modern Tales for Our Life & Times_ by james Finn Garner, Macmillann, ISBN 0-02-542730-X, *** (C) 1994 by James Finn Garner ***.
I also have his _Once Upon a More Enlightened Time: More Politically Correct Bedtime Stories_, Macmillan, ISBN 0-02-860419-9. Both highly recommended.
Yeah, but the story in Garner's book didn't end with
"I feel your pain," said the Wolf, and he patted the woodchopper on his firm, well padded ass, gave a little belch, and said, "Do you have any Maalox?"
I only looked at the _first few paragraphs. Is there any stego meaning to the variations from the printed version? :-) "Nuke the Yellow Peril (again). Castrate the reputed pedophile Joichi Ito." --- Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM Brighton Beach Boardwalk BBS, Forest Hills, N.Y.: +1-718-261-2013, 14.4Kbps