On Mon, 14 Sep 1998 harald.fragner@idg.se wrote:
Do I know you?
Harald
------------------ Harald Fragner IT-avdelningen, IDG Tel: 08-453 60 10 Fax: 08-453 60 05 Email: harald.fragner@idg.se
No, but we know you! You're a very evil man, Mr. Fragner, at least by the standards of the Hired Government Ninjas. Under our standards, everyone is evil...except government leaders. Expect black helicopters to be targetting your house in the next few days. Do not be surprised if unguided rockets are shot into it. If ninjas are coming through your windows at 2AM, just remember: We're from the government and we're here to help you. Just bend over and grip the towel rack. Your phone will be ringing off the hook in the middle of the night for the next two or three years. Oh, wait, maybe I'm looking into the future again. I really must stop doing that. That's the bad part about being involved with the Hired Government Ninjas. We mysteriously know how people will be harassed before it happens. Imagine that. Sincerely, Hired Government Ninjas, Inc. Remember, our motto is: "Do what we say, that's the way we kick it."