Thus spake Tyler Durden (camera_lumina@hotmail.com) [22/03/05 16:12]: : Easy to see where that's headed: : : 1. Joe Cypherpunk is doing 54 on Rt 95. : 2. "Cops" (or guys in a black car claiming to be local cops) stop Joe, make : arrest based on "speeding" or what have you. : 3. Cops take DNA sample. : 4. 2 weeks later Noam Chomsky is murdered. : 5. Hey! Joe Cypherpunk's DNA has been found all over the scene of the crime. : 6. Joe Cypherpunk is executed...that bastard! Murdering such a valued : member of society....MIT professor and all that. Papers report that : Cypherpunk Joe had once tried to become an MIT professor but never got on : the tenure track. Clearly, he had a vendetta. Uh-oh. Does this mean that my tinfoil hat isn't good enough anymore? Will I have to don a complete neoprene suit to make sure I leave no trace of myself anywhere from now on?