At 08:19 AM 10/13/01 +0000, Dr. Evil wrote:
They are not a hoax, not at all. However, contrary to the rumors flying around, they are not at all related to the events of 9/11. You have to look someplace further away than Afghanistan to find the source. Hint: why do you think it is taking them so long to analyze the DNA? BECAUSE IT ISN'T FROM EARTH!
Put the crack pipe down and get some fresh air, you need it.
Yes.... yes... I would like to put the crack pipe down, but I don't remember which direction down is. Can I get there from here?
Do the world a favor, call artillery into your location and stay there to make sure it arrives on target.
I am in a happy yurt in Antarctica, as I mentioned in my previous email. I have invited Senor Pablo Escobar to come over for penguin a l'orange, flown in all the way from the North Pole. I hope some friend to join us in our happy frozen yurt, ja ja!