Hello, asshole:
I'd just like to suggest that you fuck yourself with a large metal hook in
all bodily cavities. As you are bleeding out, pour 12M nitric acid in your
wounds and feel the burn. If you are still conscious, superglue your little
finger in a centrifuge and turn it on at maximum speed. If you are still
conscious, stick your head into a liquid nitrogen bath. All your coworkers
should repeat this procedure.
As an alternative, you can tie any coworkers you have up and bathe them in
concentrated nitric acid while you shower them in NH4OH. Place your penis in
liquid nitrogen and then attempt to jack off. Finally, drink a concentrated
hydrochloric acid solution followed by concentrated sodium hydroxide
solution. In the unlikely event that you are able to do so, scream 'I AM THE
MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE!' over and over again while dancing until you pass out.
I wave to Interpol.
Hey Louis! What's shaking?
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