Sunday, September 13, 1998 - 19:23:30 MET Talk about unimaginable control. How many times did Monica provoke William Jefferson Clinton? Four or five, before he deigned that there should be a denouement? And why? Because, deep in his heart, he knew it was just wrong! Impeachment? Hardly. Instead, Congress should award this Man, our magnificent President, a new decoration, the Presidential Blue Spheres of Steel! Can one imagine any other person on Earth with such iron control? Fortunately, yes! And who could this be? You guessed it! None other than Will-O-Irons buddy and potential replacement, Ol Stiffy himself, Al. O blessed land. O fortunate realm. This is one American who will sleep more soundly tonight, knowing that, whatever the provocation, there can be no accidental discharge of US weaponry, that the finger on the button is controlled by a Will-of-Iron.