Subject: Presidential Joke, as seen on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno! You've seen or heard the commercial, "Hooked on Phonics, it worked for me, ABCDEFG" right? Well, check out this Award-Winning Presidential T-Shirt, VOTED the Funniest Presidential T-Shirt of ALL TIME! It has a Big Full-Color graphic on the back of The President in a Tux, playing his Saxaphone, with musical notes Flying out of it. But what's that I see?!? No way!!! There are big Smoke Rings Flying out of his Sax! ...and The President is saying, HOOKED ON BONG HITS IT WORKED FOR ME! The exclamation point is actually a Burning Joint! On the front of the T-Shirt is a small chest print with children's blocks colored in Every Color of the Rainbow, just like the ABCDEFG blocks in the commercial... only they say "THCYA", as in THC 'YA or SEE 'YA LATER! Underneath the blocks are the words "INHALE TO THE CHIEF" hovering atop another Joint! The Hooked On Bong Hits T-Shirt was hand silk-screened in the U.S.A. on the finest quality Fruit of the Loom(tm) 100% Cotton Heavy-Weight Tee and was previously available at Woodstock '94, Grateful Dead shows, Newbury Comics and numerous Smoke, Joke, and T-Shirt shops across the United States for $24.95 + local sales tax, but they sold ALL they had left! You can't find these One of a KIND T-Shirts in stores anymore. Now, for a limited time only, you can buy one HOOKED ON BONG T-shirt Factory Direct for $15.95 or TWO for ONLY $24.95! Sorry, but due to the HIGH demand for these T-Shirts, your order is limited to only TWO, so you MUST respond NOW, BEFORE supplies run out! Don't miss out on this FINAL OPPORTUNITY to own the hottest selling T-Shirt in History! It's the perfect gift for Mom or Dad, brother or sister, a friend, your political enemy, your neighbor, your co-worker, your boyfriend or girlfriend (the XLarge makes a great Night Shirt). Send one to the Mayor, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Dole or the President HIMSELF! Take a picture of his facial expression when he sees it and send it to us or Jay Leno! We'll put it up on the web for FREE! Don't wait 'til it's TOO LATE! Your order must be postmarked by August 25, 1997! Simply print the following order coupon, fill it out, and send it with your check or money order. Please make Cashiers Check, Money Order, or Personal Check in US dollars payable to: E-Associates, Inc. and send to: E-Associates, Inc. 306 Thayer St., Dept. 129 Providence, RI 02906 USA -------------------------------------------------------------- E-mail Address_____________________________________________ Name_______________________________________________________ Address____________________________________________________ Address____________________________________________________ Phone #____________________(in case address is illegible, not required) $_______ Please send ONE Hooked On Bong Hits T-Shirt for only $15.95 ___ $_______ Please send TWO Hooked On Bong Hits T-Shirts for ONLY $24.95 ___ $_3.95__ Shipping & Handling US PRIORITY MAIL(yes, it's the same for TWO!) $_______ International Orders (Please add an additional $4.00) $_______ Subtotal $_______ Sales Tax (RI residents 7.00%) $_______ Order total US$ T-Shirt Size Preference: ____S ____M ____L ____XL -------------------------------------------------------------- Please allow 1-2 weeks for delivery when paying by Cashiers Check or Money Order. Please allow 2-3 weeks for delivery when paying by Personal Check. The Tonight Show with Jay Leno is a Trademark of Jay Leno Productions.