That won't work you dolt! You are forgetting about string, cord, and belts. No belts! And no long fingernails! They should just handcuff us to our seats. And let us up one at a time to go potty. Yeah, that's it. Dynamite Bob wrote:
Airlines would only be allowed to provide passengers with plastic knives and butter knives to eat their meals, an FAA spokesman said. http://sg.news.yahoo.com/010912/1/1fwyc.html
Also: only crayons, no pens or pencils. All PDAs, with their sharp styli and brittle glass displays, will be replaced with Etch-a-Sketch toys.
Also all fingernails must be trimmed to 2mm past the fingerpad, this must be done before passing through security as nailclippers with nailfiles will not be permitted on board, either.
Good thing none of the Martyr Airlines dudes shorted out their laptop batteries to make a diversion...
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Jeezus guys, get a clue. You can't pull the same stunt twice, whether its a 'normal' hijacking which turns out to be different (so much for passenger compliance..), or the latest social-engineering virus trick. The rubes *do* learn.
The next time, its a bottle of Japanese Subway Perfume.
Alas, a lot less eye candy with that.