-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- On Mon, 11 Nov 1996, Doug Renner wrote:
http://feustel.mixi.net/GOV/DEPTS/fedres.html
Most list members would be very interested in the above link.
Indeed. It's hilarious, especially the References section. Thanks! I think maybe you should take a look at the Noontide Press catalog. - -rich ObCopyrightViolation (not really on-topic, because Carto and Pierce were kicked out of the Birch Society, but it's funnier than, for example, <http://www.c2.net/~rich/nab9608-1.gif>): TALKIN' JOHN BIRCH PARANOID BLUES (Words and Music by Bob Dylan) 1970, 1973 Special Rider Music Well, I was feelin' sad and feelin' blue, I didn't know what in the world I was gonna do, Them Communists they wus comin' around, They wus in the air, They wus on the ground. They wouldn't gimme no peace. . . So I run down most hurriedly And joined up with the John Birch Society, I got me a secret membership card And started off a-walkin' down the road. Yee-hoo, I'm a real John Bircher now! Look out you Commies! Now we all agree with Hitlers' views, Although he killed six million Jews. It don't matter too much that he was a Fascist, At least you can't say he was a Communist! That's to say like if you got a cold you take a shot of malaria. Well, I wus lookin' everywhere for them gol-darned Reds. I got up in the mornin' 'n' looked under my bed, Looked in the sink, behind the door, Looked in the glove compartment of my car. Couldn't find 'em . . . I wus lookin' high an' low for them Reds everywhere, I wus lookin' in the sink an' underneath the chair. I looked way up my chimney hole, I even looked deep inside my toilet bowl. They got away . . . Well, I wus sittin' home alone an' started to sweat, Figured they wus in my T.V. set. Peeked behind the picture frame, Got a shock from my feet, hittin' right up in the brain. Them Reds caused it! I know they did . . . them hard-core ones. Well, I quit my job so I could work alone, Then I changed my name to Sherlock Holmes. Followed some clues from my detective bag And discovered they wus red stripes on the American flag! That ol' Betty Ross . . . Well, I investigated all the books in the library, Ninety percent of 'em gotta be burned away. I investigated all the people that I knowed, Ninety-eight percent of them gotta go. The other two percent are fellow Birchers . . . just like me. Now Eisenhower, he's a Russian spy, Lincoln, Jefferson and that Roosevelt guy. To my knowledge there's just one man That's really a true American: George Lincoln Rockwell. I know for a fact he hates Commies cus he picketed the movie Exodus. Well, I fin'ly started thinkin' straight When I run outa things to investigate. Couldn't imagine doin' anything else, So now I'm sittin' home investigatin' myself! Hope I don't find out anything . . . hmm, great God! -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: 2.6.2 iQBVAwUBMofAP5NcNyVVy0jxAQEWUwH/VBpVAQeLio6vvqk4+Wku+y2zSETIqat8 KQso3BxkgV8mC3wiD7oC4YdJTnGIFnh5Zutt6po0wF/URkpda7zBcA== =r6Fl -----END PGP SIGNATURE-----