JYA may be obscure but you're just loony.
And I'm warning you it's the minerals in Texas water, we can't help ourselves from being apes of Lyndon Johnson, Billy Sol Estes, Steve Jackson, Judge Roy Bean, Ike Eisenhower, George Shrub, Janis Joplin, Governors Ma Ferguson and Pappy Lee O'Daniel, the feces-eating Lipan Apaches, Pecos Man, and the long-line of dust-suckers of the Big Meteor effluvia that still blows from the toxic sand outside Monahans. Jim Choate is a plastic honky-tonk Austinite by comparison, all smart-ass hook-em-horns college-fucked without a glimmer of the origin of the meteor alien brain motes he barfs up as URLs. Dallas and Houston, no, everything east of Big Spring, might as well be Six Flags over OklaArkaLou. Except San Antonio, which still has enough cultivated Mexicans from pre-United States to make it no more useless than Europe and Asia and, shhh, the Golden State. Did you know that 2/3 of the daily waste removed from the London Underground is human hair and skin flakes whipped off the owners by swirling wind? Highly flammable. That might be why California has so many wild fires.