The Taliban's Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice has been out of work since being so rudely interrupted by the infidel last fall. The MO worries that having these guys just sitting around might be a case of idle hands becoming the Great Satan's workshop - remember what happened with all those T-men after they repealed prohibition? So to prevent the Committee from turning into a bunch of nuevo-federal narcs who'll terrorize us all for decades, the MO suggests the Committee be put to work reviewing pornos and adding appropriate sound effects per Islamic law. Ludicrous dialog could have a laugh track added, just like in Chica Boom #12 The depiction of adultery could have the sound of stones falling on flesh; public nudity would have the sounds of lashing, all with suitable scrams and cries. You get the idea. And in certain special cases, like Hershel Savage doing one of his disgusting stepfather routines, you would have the sound of a firing squad. Anything by Max H. would of course be drowned out by sounds of the urination of 1000 fat lesbians. Truly, the possibilities are endless. The MO offers to bring all the members of the idle Committee to his bunker in Quatar, set up editing bays, and put them to work in exchange for a modest federal grant. Surely this is preferable to a bunch of towel-headed dildos sitting around looking for work. http://www.lukeford.com/ Site also seeks well hung asians if thats not an oxymoron.There has to be some legal asian hardwood out there somewhere.Get yer wood on! Lets not forget big Jim,tax rebel par exellence..Like most guests of the state penal system,JB is working in prison for what amounts to slave wages and has "virtually no money for toothpaste, magazines, socks, snacks,(well,maybe thats good.) writing paper and stamps." None of these items are allowed inside the facility from the outside world but JB can purchase them from the prison canteen. http://www.bop.gov/facilnot.html