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17 Dec
2003
17 Dec
'03
11:17 p.m.
My uncle wrote, anonymously:
I don't own any guns, so I guess when the Feds kick my door in, I'll just point at the dog, and hope they go for my clever ruse. Hell, I'm even willing to testify...
"I blamed it on the dog, and all I got was this T-shirt and a spanking!" Human Gus-Peter