Document Authenticity (was: Explosive dicks (was: C4 commercial web page)

Quoting Anonymous (cripto@ecn.org):

So, the question is, how do you tell between plastic C4 dick and genuine meat without close tactile observation at the security checkpoint ?

Beware of arabs/israelis humping aircraft walls.

This will be a simple threat to mitigate. The government simply needs to require that every male carry a Foreskin Certificate of Authenticity. Obviously for women, a similar certificate will be necessary to authenticate breasts and pregnancies. Particularly paranoid regimes might also view moles and bunyans with suspicion and mandate further security measures. For the public safety, of course. Regards, Steve -- Witness those little white men practising their alibis. -- Dean Russell